What kind of father tells his son to marry a prostitute? What kind of person tells Ezekiel to announce to the world that his wife would die the next day in order to prove a point, and then insists that he must not weep? What kind of person tells the Levites to carry a sword and kill members of their own family and relations? What kind of person instructs Isaiah to go around without his trousers for three years? What kind of person kills off millions of his children one by one over forty years in the wilderness? God, that is who. He is Doctor Strangelove.